I'm literally just like Batman

[Noonz]

I'm accumulating knowledge, training my IQ, preparing for my breakthrough that'll make me rich and high status

one day ... soon ... you'll all be seeing my name on your televisions and in the papers: NOONZ
you'll all be like, hey, I knew him! Noonz was the coolest guy ...

SOON, gents, soon ...

[alien sex]

he was born rich and with solid genes

[Altruist]

he is training his iq