reached a new level of bullshittery today, lmfao
#1
got into a big fight with 5 members of my family over a situation

obviously, knowing my rhetorical skills and verbal iq, it turned into me making all of them look like pieces of shit and me a saint

one of them, in absence of a better argument, brings up my alcoholism

i "get triggered", start throwing a tantrum and playing the victim, saying something along the lines of "this is so unfair and a punch below the belt, i only drank wine for a couple of days because i was under immense pressure at work and couldnt sleep, and i havent touched alcohol for years now anyway", trying to get everyone to sympathize with me, while ... having 2 1l bottles of wine under the chair i was sitting on hidden from them the entire time

Cage

for today's drinking session, of course

if i accidentally moved the chair during the argument, the bottles would fall and become visible to all of them, while i was telling them they were basically devils for using something like that against me

Cage
(18-09-2025, 06:49 PM)MVP Wrote: i already said, rӏ is built different

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#2
that wasnt a drama queen, but the drama fucking creator of the universe tier performance

Tatum
(18-09-2025, 06:49 PM)MVP Wrote: i already said, rӏ is built different

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#3
i almost started "crying" while secretly thinking "can you just fuck off? it's 19+ PM already, i dont want my drinking session to last 3-4 hours only"

Jordan
(18-09-2025, 06:49 PM)MVP Wrote: i already said, rӏ is built different

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#4
Make sure to supplement with thiamin
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(21-03-2024, 10:40 PM)Machink Wrote: Make sure to supplement with thiamin

Biden
(18-09-2025, 06:49 PM)MVP Wrote: i already said, rӏ is built different

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#6
Don't worry OP, I think you are right

It only makes sense to drown your sorrow with alcoholism. There is nothing else to do anymore anyways, it's just far too late
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