09-11-2023, 08:03 AM
And then a 39 year old face-tatted Irish woman at a bar wanted to fuck me
So let me start with the girl I interviewed. It was me and someone else interviewing her, at some point the guy told her, "yeah Pavel needs a lot of help," she looks over at me and says "yeah, Pavel looks like he needs a lot of help."
It was a mid-tier white girl in her late 20s with blue eyes and a nose piercing and who smelled like cigarettes. Funny thing is, before she walked into our establishment, I had a look at her resume and I told this girl I work with, "I bet you anything this girl will be arrogant, have a nose ring, tats and reek of cigarettes." I was right about everything (the tattoos aren't for certain because it's November and people are dressed warm here, but I'm sure she had some too).
Redditor tier cope: "Bro she didn't say anything SPECIFICALLY about your appearance, she was referring to the fact that you're less workers now and too much weight is on your shoulder."
The girl I work with brought up what she said to me, she's like "no she wanted to insult you, she meant you looked like shit," but she said it in a "joking/teasing" manner. This guy we work with was like, nah that wasn't it, there's no way she would say that to him, etc. And I was like idk man I'm not used to getting negative feedback on my appearance, only positive. And then they started laughing after I made that comment. I was like not tryna be arrogant, just saying how it is etc, but for real, if she wanted to insult me, I guess it's good to be humbled sometimes
Anyway, after work I went to a bar with my friend so I can get a cognac coffee, and this 65+ year old French guy looks at me and my friend and goes to the bartender, "how lucky are you, look at these two handsome guys." The bartender looked at us and chuckled. Later we had this red haired woman (she had a mohawk or something weird as a hairstyle) and body (including part of her face) completely covered in tats sit next to us and she started vibing to the music and glancing over at us, it was obvious she wanted us to start a conversation with her. I wasn't very much invested in the conversation at all, it was more my friend talking to her, but it was clear she was more into me than him. She said she liked my dimples when I was smiling etc
Later we leave the bar, say bye and she says bye specifically to me, "Bye dimples."
We get outside, loiter around for a bit, then get in my car and leave. We cross paths with her a few blocks later (she's prob walking to her place at this point), then he goes, "yo holler at her," and I was like no, but he did anyway, and gestured for her to come in my car. I was like fuck, but whatever... Anyway, she gets in and then he has the idea of me driving us all to his place. My understanding was we were just gonna chill, not that he wanted to fuck her. As soon as we get to his place, he asks me to drop them both off and I do. He gets out of the passenger seat, and she gets out of the backseat and she immediately gets back inside my car (in the passenger seat) and says to me, "no I want to go home."
Look on his face was priceless
He was cool about it though and then I said let me know what you have decided for this weekend cuz we were gonna do something etc
So anyway I start driving and ask her what address to put on my GPS but she was like, "no just put the music on," and I kept driving and listening to her directions but I knew where she was telling me to go was completely off. At some point she mumbled, "you're so sexy" and I was like "what?" and she goes, "no nothing..."
Her energy was so weird, she was definitely on speed + something else, like just overall incoherent, but I could tell based on energy she wanted me to initiate something. Like she was getting increasingly frustrated that I wanted to just find the place to drop her off because she wanted to spend the rest of the night with me or smth. But she was at the same time too scared to tell me. I decided to just drive back to the bar and drop her off there because she wouldn't give me her address.
I go to her I'm legitimately confused, just tell me what this is about, etc. But she still wouldn't tell me. She was just relying on facial cues and energy to communicate with me she wanted to fuck. I go to her, "listen I gotta get home but I can give you my number if you want" (because it was obvious she wasn't gonna fuck off otherwise), and she accepted that because she knew she wasn't gonna get more that night (or ever). She gave me a peck on the cheek and I reluctantly gave her one too, then she got off and left.
So let me start with the girl I interviewed. It was me and someone else interviewing her, at some point the guy told her, "yeah Pavel needs a lot of help," she looks over at me and says "yeah, Pavel looks like he needs a lot of help."
It was a mid-tier white girl in her late 20s with blue eyes and a nose piercing and who smelled like cigarettes. Funny thing is, before she walked into our establishment, I had a look at her resume and I told this girl I work with, "I bet you anything this girl will be arrogant, have a nose ring, tats and reek of cigarettes." I was right about everything (the tattoos aren't for certain because it's November and people are dressed warm here, but I'm sure she had some too).
Redditor tier cope: "Bro she didn't say anything SPECIFICALLY about your appearance, she was referring to the fact that you're less workers now and too much weight is on your shoulder."
The girl I work with brought up what she said to me, she's like "no she wanted to insult you, she meant you looked like shit," but she said it in a "joking/teasing" manner. This guy we work with was like, nah that wasn't it, there's no way she would say that to him, etc. And I was like idk man I'm not used to getting negative feedback on my appearance, only positive. And then they started laughing after I made that comment. I was like not tryna be arrogant, just saying how it is etc, but for real, if she wanted to insult me, I guess it's good to be humbled sometimes
Anyway, after work I went to a bar with my friend so I can get a cognac coffee, and this 65+ year old French guy looks at me and my friend and goes to the bartender, "how lucky are you, look at these two handsome guys." The bartender looked at us and chuckled. Later we had this red haired woman (she had a mohawk or something weird as a hairstyle) and body (including part of her face) completely covered in tats sit next to us and she started vibing to the music and glancing over at us, it was obvious she wanted us to start a conversation with her. I wasn't very much invested in the conversation at all, it was more my friend talking to her, but it was clear she was more into me than him. She said she liked my dimples when I was smiling etc
Later we leave the bar, say bye and she says bye specifically to me, "Bye dimples."
We get outside, loiter around for a bit, then get in my car and leave. We cross paths with her a few blocks later (she's prob walking to her place at this point), then he goes, "yo holler at her," and I was like no, but he did anyway, and gestured for her to come in my car. I was like fuck, but whatever... Anyway, she gets in and then he has the idea of me driving us all to his place. My understanding was we were just gonna chill, not that he wanted to fuck her. As soon as we get to his place, he asks me to drop them both off and I do. He gets out of the passenger seat, and she gets out of the backseat and she immediately gets back inside my car (in the passenger seat) and says to me, "no I want to go home."
Look on his face was priceless
He was cool about it though and then I said let me know what you have decided for this weekend cuz we were gonna do something etc
So anyway I start driving and ask her what address to put on my GPS but she was like, "no just put the music on," and I kept driving and listening to her directions but I knew where she was telling me to go was completely off. At some point she mumbled, "you're so sexy" and I was like "what?" and she goes, "no nothing..."
Her energy was so weird, she was definitely on speed + something else, like just overall incoherent, but I could tell based on energy she wanted me to initiate something. Like she was getting increasingly frustrated that I wanted to just find the place to drop her off because she wanted to spend the rest of the night with me or smth. But she was at the same time too scared to tell me. I decided to just drive back to the bar and drop her off there because she wouldn't give me her address.
I go to her I'm legitimately confused, just tell me what this is about, etc. But she still wouldn't tell me. She was just relying on facial cues and energy to communicate with me she wanted to fuck. I go to her, "listen I gotta get home but I can give you my number if you want" (because it was obvious she wasn't gonna fuck off otherwise), and she accepted that because she knew she wasn't gonna get more that night (or ever). She gave me a peck on the cheek and I reluctantly gave her one too, then she got off and left.
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