Graycel Singularity

[Dolly Buster]

Gray haired people are a bit pathetic

So I've always tried to maintain non-grayness, and my go-to comeback is: "You have gone gray, waiting for Putin to win" etc.

But after a long while, you do reach Graycel Singularity: a calendar age where it's no longer a problem to have 1 gray hair.

[fucking_retard]

I was watching Dirty Rotten Scoundrels the other day and they were referring to Steve Martin as a "young man" and I was like 

 

If you're grey, you're not young, it's not rocket science 

But I will say that a surprising amount of gurls I've met legit had a thing for older men, the silver fox type -- and not as in "oh they just like handsome men who happen to be older" no, they specifically had a thing for older men (who also had to be handsome, obviously) 

Luckily I will not go grey in my lifetime (or go bald for that matter) because despite being cursed in most facets in life, no one in my family on either side goes grey before 60 or bald, ever

[Dolly Buster]

Really? I thought most people start going gray by 35

So I was proud that my situation was "1 gray hair under circumstances of extreme stress, only to disappear later."

[Mr Looks]

can't have stress induced gray hair if u don't care about anything

[B00X]

stress might turn my hair grey

[Ropium]

Its easy to get revivit for the death in venice look