20-10-2024, 07:01 AM
Retarded and evil
there lived couple of angles in the god's house in the heaven. they were considered god's children even tho they weren't really his children, they just played that role so god feels like what it's like to be father.
they were designed by god to be playful and cute. so one day, one of them sneaks into the universe creation room. the way it worked was that you combine some primordial elements and it will generate a universe based on that.
our world was created by four elements : good, evil, neutral and void. nothing could exist without using at least one of these elements and combination of them creates all feelings and matter and everything.
so this little angle created a new one, made up only from the element of retard and evil. the angle let the engine run for millions of years though it took only seconds and then when it reached the point where civilization was global, it was ready to observe and see what's going on.
angle went into a house where a family lived to observe.
dad came out of toilet angry and yelled "Steve, what is this? come here now!" the 12yo son quickly rushed nervously.
"why haven't you finished your shit?! how many times do i have to tell you, it will get dry and microbes if you don't eat it right away! go now and eat your shit"
in this world, toilet is actually secondary kitchen, there is no toilet its just a pot and after you shit in it, you have to eat it.
-But dad!! i like it crunchy, i ate it after many hours and nothing happened. our teacher says microbes aren't real! you are old and dumb!
"If you don't eat your shit rn, i'll eat it!"
-MOM!!! dad wants to eat my shit again!
the mother was in the other room but everyone could see her because walls are made of glass. "vomitie (sweetie in this world) not right now, i'm trying to molest your sister!"
dad laughed "sure! you call that molesting? she is not even crying...woman can't molest haha"
mom got angry and said "says the MAN who havn't killed himself yet, you are an embarrassment to our family!"
-as if this is my choice! Man aren't allowed to suicide until all their children killed themselves, you realize if i kill myself and then these little retards don't ill go to hell right?"
the mom started crying "all my friends killed themselves and now are enjoying heaven while i'm suffering with this family"
-tell this to your retarded son who is 17 and haven't suicide yet.
"you are his dad, force him to do it. if government realize he havn't suicided yet they will kill all of us and we all go to hell."
in this world, there is a dominant religion where child at birth are randomly assigned to be future parents and rest are supposed to suicide at age 8-15 to go to heaven. future parents will also suicide after successfully producing 10 childs who also commit suicide.
dad shakes his head and goes to his older son's room who is 17.
"wtf dad, knock the door" the kid was surprised. "where you watching those retarded documentaries about that stupid false religion again?!"
-no dad, i swear to god i was jerking off.
dad punches the wall and it cracks, "i never cought you jerking off, why don't you kill yourself? why can't you be normal?! all your brothers and sister killed themselves and you are still wondering and you don't even jerk off. what have i done to deserve this?! haven't i molested you enough? havn't i beat you to death every night?..."
the mom yelled "he don't even let me suck his dick, he says that retard new religion says its wrong, you should rape him right now, he havn't been raped in a while"
kid said "no dad please, don't rape me again!" dad got even more angry "you dumb retard, raping someone who don't want to be raped is one of our 10 commandments, dear satan accept this rape for thee are witness..." dad started raping the boy and saying it's prayers.
the angle said "what the fuck!" came back to the god's creation room then looked for a manual for how to delete a universe.
another angle came inside and said "whats that?" but he quickly hide the orb behind his back "nothing!"
-come on i saw it, you created a universe, let me see it.
he panicked and the orb dropped on ground and broke and turned into dust. "i guess thats how you delete it" he said to himself.
-how did you create it, what it was like?
"i think i did it wrong, i only chose evil and retard but i saw they molest and rape their children"
-what, that's not possible.
"i know right? our own universe is pure good and god molest us every day, so i think i set up wrong settings or sth"
there lived couple of angles in the god's house in the heaven. they were considered god's children even tho they weren't really his children, they just played that role so god feels like what it's like to be father.
they were designed by god to be playful and cute. so one day, one of them sneaks into the universe creation room. the way it worked was that you combine some primordial elements and it will generate a universe based on that.
our world was created by four elements : good, evil, neutral and void. nothing could exist without using at least one of these elements and combination of them creates all feelings and matter and everything.
so this little angle created a new one, made up only from the element of retard and evil. the angle let the engine run for millions of years though it took only seconds and then when it reached the point where civilization was global, it was ready to observe and see what's going on.
angle went into a house where a family lived to observe.
dad came out of toilet angry and yelled "Steve, what is this? come here now!" the 12yo son quickly rushed nervously.
"why haven't you finished your shit?! how many times do i have to tell you, it will get dry and microbes if you don't eat it right away! go now and eat your shit"
in this world, toilet is actually secondary kitchen, there is no toilet its just a pot and after you shit in it, you have to eat it.
-But dad!! i like it crunchy, i ate it after many hours and nothing happened. our teacher says microbes aren't real! you are old and dumb!
"If you don't eat your shit rn, i'll eat it!"
-MOM!!! dad wants to eat my shit again!
the mother was in the other room but everyone could see her because walls are made of glass. "vomitie (sweetie in this world) not right now, i'm trying to molest your sister!"
dad laughed "sure! you call that molesting? she is not even crying...woman can't molest haha"
mom got angry and said "says the MAN who havn't killed himself yet, you are an embarrassment to our family!"
-as if this is my choice! Man aren't allowed to suicide until all their children killed themselves, you realize if i kill myself and then these little retards don't ill go to hell right?"
the mom started crying "all my friends killed themselves and now are enjoying heaven while i'm suffering with this family"
-tell this to your retarded son who is 17 and haven't suicide yet.
"you are his dad, force him to do it. if government realize he havn't suicided yet they will kill all of us and we all go to hell."
in this world, there is a dominant religion where child at birth are randomly assigned to be future parents and rest are supposed to suicide at age 8-15 to go to heaven. future parents will also suicide after successfully producing 10 childs who also commit suicide.
dad shakes his head and goes to his older son's room who is 17.
"wtf dad, knock the door" the kid was surprised. "where you watching those retarded documentaries about that stupid false religion again?!"
-no dad, i swear to god i was jerking off.
dad punches the wall and it cracks, "i never cought you jerking off, why don't you kill yourself? why can't you be normal?! all your brothers and sister killed themselves and you are still wondering and you don't even jerk off. what have i done to deserve this?! haven't i molested you enough? havn't i beat you to death every night?..."
the mom yelled "he don't even let me suck his dick, he says that retard new religion says its wrong, you should rape him right now, he havn't been raped in a while"
kid said "no dad please, don't rape me again!" dad got even more angry "you dumb retard, raping someone who don't want to be raped is one of our 10 commandments, dear satan accept this rape for thee are witness..." dad started raping the boy and saying it's prayers.
the angle said "what the fuck!" came back to the god's creation room then looked for a manual for how to delete a universe.
another angle came inside and said "whats that?" but he quickly hide the orb behind his back "nothing!"
-come on i saw it, you created a universe, let me see it.
he panicked and the orb dropped on ground and broke and turned into dust. "i guess thats how you delete it" he said to himself.
-how did you create it, what it was like?
"i think i did it wrong, i only chose evil and retard but i saw they molest and rape their children"
-what, that's not possible.
"i know right? our own universe is pure good and god molest us every day, so i think i set up wrong settings or sth"
