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argentina - portugal. both messi and fake ronaldo in the first 11. messi scores 5 goals in the first half and asks for a sub after the fifth goal. while leaving the pitch to get replaced, he walks past fake ronaldo and tries to high five him. ronaldo bursts into tears, runs to his mom (who is in the VIP section) and announces retirement the next day, saying football is a shit sport and he always hated it. a week later, messi posts a selfie with his wife and georgina on a yacht. on the photo, you can see madeira in the background.
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Cristiano Scores a bycicle kick Goal in the 120+3 Minute against Argentina 1:0, Portugal wins the wc
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(19-06-2026, 07:54 PM)MVP Wrote: Cristiano Scores a bycicle kick Goal in the 120+3 Minute against Argentina 1:0, Portugal wins the wc
this got potential too.
he does that, argentina starts from the centre, there are 3 more minutes of stoppage time, and messi scores an even more spectacular bicycle kick goal, so the game goes to penalties.
after 4 series, it's 3:3 (each team missed one pen).
ronaldo is up to shoot the last one first - he attempts a panenka and the gk easily defends it. he loudly calls him "fake ronaldo" in portuguese and gets a red card, so if there are more pens, a player has to stand on the goal for argentina.
it's now messi's turn - as he approaches the penalty spot, he walks past cr and whispers "i'll try one too, it seems easy" to him. cr loses it and immediately runs to the portuguese gk to tell him that. the gk is now confused by messi's mind games and doesn't know what to do. messi takes the ball, turns around, smiles at cr, then turns to the goal and scores the perfect panenka, getting his team another world cup trophy.
later in the changing room, cr physically assaults his gk for not listening to him so badly that he gets charged for it.
ICE immediately deports him, which triggers massive shitskin protests around usa and the rest of the world. to use the moment for his agenda, trump addresses it in his emergency state of the nation speech organized the same week and announces he ordered the drafting of a "big beautiful anti-shitskin law" to make america whiter than it's ever been.
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i think portugal is going to have a massive upset, but i can see argentina taking it to the finals.
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(19-06-2026, 08:09 PM)Altruist Wrote: this got potential too.
he does that, argentina starts from the centre, there are 3 more minutes of stoppage time, and messi scores an even more spectacular bicycle kick goal, so the game goes to penalties. after 4 series, it's 3:3 (each team missed one pen). ronaldo is up to shoot the last one first - he attempts a panenka and the gk easily defends it. he loudly calls him "fake ronaldo" in portuguese and gets a red card, so if there are more pens, a player has to stand on the goal for argentina. it's now messi's turn - as he approaches the penalty spot, he walks past cr and whispers "i'll try one too, it seems easy" to him. cr loses it and immediately runs to portuguese gk to tell him that. the gk is now confused by messi's mind games and doesn't know what to do. messi takes the ball, turns around, smiles at cr, then turns to the goal and scores the perfect panenka, getting his team another world cup trophy. later in the changing room, cr physically assaults his gk for not listening to him so badly that he gets charged for it. ICE immediately deports him, which triggers massive shitskin protests around usa and globally. to use that for his agenda, trump addresses it in his state of the nation speech organized in the same week and announces he ordered the drafting of a "big beautiful anti-shitskin law" to make america whiter than it's ever been.
U got Fantasy
Are u drunk?
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yeah, you have to be drunk or on drugs to write anything eccentric. holy shit.
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(19-06-2026, 08:11 PM)Mr Pill Wrote: i think portugal is going to have a massive upset, but i can see argentina taking it to the finals.
i have no idea who is messi playing with, tbh. if they got an organized team, they can go far. if it's of bunch of aggressive mestizo manlets, not gonna happen.
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(19-06-2026, 08:16 PM)Altruist Wrote: i have no idea who is messi playing with, tbh. if they got an organized team, they can go far. if it's of bunch of aggressive mestizo manlets, not gonna happen.
messi can refball to the finals easily and he's been on top form so far. i have no idea either
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Argentina only has Messi and Julian Alvarez.
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Brazil only has Raphinha and vinicius
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(19-06-2026, 08:17 PM)Mr Pill Wrote: messi can refball to the finals easily and he's been on top form so far. i have no idea either
just checked. that retard of a gk, a super sus and mid(gety) defensive roster, but fernandez and mcallister in the middle + alvarez and lautaro up front
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