i like messi more than cristiano because messi loves coca cola and cr7 hates it

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[B00X]

I love a good cola 

[B00X]

whats your beef with cola, did a bully spill it on your head

[Ropium]

If you met either of them they would be so boring and retarded you'd want to torture them to death. Sportsballers are not the celebrities you should worship. I establish parasocial relationships with clavicular and androgenic and other true phenoms and Faustian men of European excellence. Any third worlder can kick a ball around. It's not a skill we need or should give any attention to.

[B00X]

whats your beef with cola, did a bully spill it on your head

LOL

[eldajaal1488]

pepsi twist is unironically best cola i have tried. should be around in germany
only cola i ever really liked. btw fuck r*naldo yeah