time to move to russia

[aklifaal]

𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭 𝐏𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫 on X: "This is Russia. What do you notice? https://t.co/K1huzy7WEM" / X

it's like %80 foids

[Busty Doll]

I had an encounter with some funny Russian broad in a Monaco bus last week.

First she sits next to me deliberately, stinking of cigarettes.

Next she goes away to make loud phonecalls: "NO NO HONEY I HAVE BEEN AFTER YOU FOR MONTHS BECAUSE OF MY BUSINESS ASSOCIATE.."

other passengers were visibly bothered. Then I come back in the other direction later than night but the Russian woman is on the bus again and making the same calls still. 

"NO NO NO. NO I AM SOBER. I'M SOBER. I'VE BEEN HUNTING YOU FOR MONTHS BECAUSE OF MY ASSOCIATE."

Finally the driver snapped "Hey stop it! And don't touch the door! I'm calling the police!"

She was like: "But the sign said Lavrotto. This is Lavrotto."

(It's actually Larvotto but she keeps repeating Lavrotto even after I correct her.)

[aklifaal]