What'cha guys doin' on a Friday night?

[RenXuan88]

Sober and lonely Friday night  

I'll make tea and study for a bit 

I'm also getting a new pan tomorrow so that I can cook in my dorm. A middle Eastern or Indian dude just moved into the place and he's been using my sponge for his dishes. He left the food residue on the sponge and it was stained this morning ( he shouldn't be touching my stuff in the first place. ) 

I'll get another sponge and dish washing soap and leave a note, he can keep the old one tbh 

[Altruist]

A middle Eastern or Indian dude just moved into the place

the world's shortest horror story

[MVP]

Fucking the mother of one or another user

[Bojack]

Go er on the Indian dude tbh

[RenXuan88]

Go er on the Indian dude tbh

If he uses my new sponge, I shall confront him

[Bojack]

If he uses my new sponge, I shall confront him

Shove some chicken tiki masala down his throat ! That’ll teach him !

[hollow]

Rotting at home alone like every night

Also waiting for my kundalini to travel up my spine and hit my pineal gland from semen retention

[Altruist]

What'cha guys doin'