List your theories for why Israel is never bombed by ISIS
#1
My theory: ISIS = Israeli Secret Intelligence Service

You don't bite the hand that feeds you.

They are the ones funding ISIS and give them weapons. Why is Israel never bombed? It's a controlled Opp.

Mvp will make a truly enlightening post, that isn't full of truisms, before ISIS bombs Israel.

Master Netanyahu says to the muzzie: "Look, you desert retard. We give you some bombs, so you can create chaos in your arab nationalist countries, which will provoke your strongmen anti west leaders into counterreactions. We will use that as a basis for regime change. We will paint Assad as an 'evil dictator' if he fights against you. But while you create all this chaos in other countries, don't do anything in Israel."

Then he asks him like a dog if he plans to follow these rules. If he does, he'll pat them on the back. "You're a good muzzie tool, Mr. Ahmad Mohammed El-Szyaim".
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#2
perhaps because israel is the most secure nation in the world? Mossad is all-knowing. 

ofc that wouldnt cross ur feeble mind
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#3
(21-12-2024, 07:54 PM)MVP Wrote: perhaps because israel is the most secure nation in the world? Mossad is all-knowing. 

ofc that wouldnt cross ur feeble mind

Oct 7 would like to have a word.
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(21-12-2024, 09:11 PM)Dreckssau Wrote: Oct 7 would like to have a word.

ever heard of pearl harbor?
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#5
its either mossad=too much of paranoid herbew badboys
or mossad has say in isis leaders
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#6
here's a few reasons, that are not based on some stupid conspiracy:

1. Israel is extremely powerful with the best intel in the world. They know about everything and can crush such attempts before they happen.
2. Attacks from ISIS have happened in Israel, by lone wolves https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2022_Hadera_shooting
3. When ISIS nearly took over Syria they didn't attack Israel because they knew they'd get fucked. They didn't attack Turkey either despite being kuffar secular country.
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#7
because they dont want to invoke the wrath of the west?
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