I take half an hour showering

[Mr Looks]

Just staring at the reflective surface at the back of shower head; wondering where did everything go wrong, committing blasphemy...

[n9wiff]

I like looking at the mirror in the shower 

Playing with my wet hair 

Etc.

[prince of shitskins]

The steam helps get the gunk out, but there is always more gunk

[kathisterima]

this shit deforms my face beyond any conceivable realm

eyes bulging out as if a spring mechanism's attached behind them

face length of a sleep paralysis demon

jaw rounder than the jabulani

no redeeming trait, no yes but, just you sinking into anger and desperation as it dawns on you that you truly are the ugliest man in the world

[Mr Looks]

this shit deforms my face beyond any conceivable realm

eyes bulging out as if a spring mechanism's attached behind them

face length of a sleep paralysis demon

jaw rounder than the jabulani

no redeeming trait, no yes but, just you sinking into anger and desperation as it dawns on you that you truly are the ugliest man in the world

[cryingIRL]

I've quit shampoo