List of benjamin franklins inventions

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The Glass Harmonica
Electricity
Kites
Apple trees
The United States of America

[RuudVanNistelrooy]

freemasonry

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[Honest]

I wonder if that hard-working American rationalist and agent of industry Benjamin Franklin knew how much misery he would cause in the world when, back in 1757, high on puritanical zeal, he popularized and promoted the trite and patently untrue aphorism ' early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise '?

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[slop slinger]

I wonder if that hard-working American rationalist and agent of industry Benjamin Franklin knew how much misery he would cause in the world when, back in 1757, high on puritanical zeal, he popularized and promoted the trite and patently untrue aphorism ' early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise '?

spit out my martini lol

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LOOKISM FOUNDING FATHERS CONFERENCE IN MONTEVIDEO LOLLLLLLLLL PLSSSSSSSSSSS

[Mr Looks]

Can't hold a candle to inventor of faggotry

[Altruist]

I wonder if that hard-working American rationalist and agent of industry Benjamin Franklin knew how much misery he would cause in the world when, back in 1757, high on puritanical zeal, he popularized and promoted the trite and patently untrue aphorism ' early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise '?

Brutal

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[CloudyWithAChanceOfKidneystone]

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oh right, lmao

[AlbanianLegend1994]

All those inventions and nigga couldn't even fuck one hottie lol

[Sexual chocolate]

I wonder if that hard-working American rationalist and agent of industry Benjamin Franklin knew how much misery he would cause in the world when, back in 1757, high on puritanical zeal, he popularized and promoted the trite and patently untrue aphorism ' early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise '?

[Altruist]

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