[Slayer] got catcalled by a 600+ lbs American landwhale at McDonald's

[AlbanianLegend1994]

so i drank a fuckton of water and had to go piss so I go to this McDonald's and this 600+ lbs woman was blocking the way to the washroom and then she goes "oh excuse me" i said "no problem," then on my way out of the McDonald's i see a car parked right in front of the entrance and i instantly noticed the green license plate (Vermont) which stands out here in Quebec because we don't have frontal license plates and ours are white. anyway, i see the landwhale in the car with a less fat friend seated besides her, the windows were rolled down and the 600+ lbs one kinda gestured with her head like "it was him!" and goes to me "hey daddy!!" and her friend was like pushing her back like omggg nooo don't do that

btw this was broad daylight in a quiet neighborhood in Montreal

how will you cope knowing that you will never get catcalled by a 600+ lbs American landwhale?

[kathisterima]

She wanted to eat your meal

[AlbanianLegend1994]

She wanted to eat your meal

@AntonioJuraz

[AntonioJuraz]

lucky lad you found one of the thinner american women

[bloodshore]

how will you cope knowing that you will never get catcalled by a 600+ lbs American landwhale?

[DECRETUM]

I will never be Albanian 

[RuudVanNistelrooy]

I am not going there anymore.

[prince of shitskins]

Miring

[AlbanianLegend1994]

I am not going there anymore.

why not?

[RuudVanNistelrooy]

why not?

Because they are slave owners (600 euros wage).