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i m giving a urine sample tomorrow morning - Altruist - 14-06-2026
and of course i ve been pestering ai with "will it show if i drink x until x today" for hours
the funny thing is i shouldnt fucking care because
1. i went to the doc voluntarily, to check my blood test and the state of my organs, primarily liver
2. i can just tell him i drank some wine at some even on a saturday evening, it's not a fucking crime
3. he is 99.9999999999% sure i m drinking heavily just from my other tests and appearance alone fucking anyway
RE: i m giving a urine sample tomorrow morning - Altruist - 14-06-2026
also, i ve been drinking like a maniac without a break for weeks now, so ethanol will probably show even if dont touch wine today
retard deluxe problems
RE: i m giving a urine sample tomorrow morning - Altruist - 14-06-2026
Quote:1. i went to the doc voluntarily, to check my blood test and the state of my organs, primarily liver
the real reason is i needed an excuse to spend a couple of hours outside that wouldn't immediately make my mom think "the retard is getting wasted somewhere like a hobo". and coming back from the doctor with a prescription and a receipt at least normalized that suspicion
RE: i m giving a urine sample tomorrow morning - Altruist - 14-06-2026
the problem with drinking is that it makes everything so fucking boring. nothing stimulates you as easily as those grandiose drunk thoughts
RE: i m giving a urine sample tomorrow morning - Dreckssau - 14-06-2026
I got humilated in a dream tonight, where I had to take an alcohol test after telling a policeman that my sister should be arrested for being too drunk. They tested us and my alcohol score was much higher.
RE: i m giving a urine sample tomorrow morning - Altruist - 14-06-2026
(14-06-2026, 12:46 PM)Dreckssau Wrote: I got humilated in a dream
a positive change at least
RE: i m giving a urine sample tomorrow morning - Altruist - 14-06-2026
tbh i ll tell it to him straight away that i ve been drinking, i ll just massively downplay it and say something like "i ve been drinking a glass or two on weekends when i d run out of hypnotics, just to fall asleep faster"
RE: i m giving a urine sample tomorrow morning - hitlersblackedwaifu - 14-06-2026
good luck, I hope you pass
RE: i m giving a urine sample tomorrow morning - Altruist - 14-06-2026
I mean i m heading to the gas station, so no. but thats what you get when you cant accept who you are
(14-06-2026, 01:25 PM)hitlersblackedwaifu Wrote: good luck, I hope you pass
RE: i m giving a urine sample tomorrow morning - Altruist - 14-06-2026
i should just pour gin in the eprouvette, lmfao
RE: i m giving a urine sample tomorrow morning - Altruist - 14-06-2026
or absinth. 90+% alcohol. it would send a strong "this is what i think about your shitty tests" message
RE: i m giving a urine sample tomorrow morning - machinelves - 14-06-2026
they can see the enzymes in ur pee even if u didnt drink for a week so gg
RE: i m giving a urine sample tomorrow morning - Altruist - 14-06-2026
(14-06-2026, 05:49 PM)machinelves Wrote: they can see the enzymes in ur pee even if u didnt drink for a week so gg
Yeah, read about it today. apparently it's always the case with chronic alcs, and i consumed like 10 l last week alone, so abstaining today would be for nothing
RE: i m giving a urine sample tomorrow morning - Altruist - 14-06-2026
I mean who am i kidding, my gp probably realized i m a heavy drunker 2 yrs ago
Jfl at GGT of almost 200
RE: i m giving a urine sample tomorrow morning - machinelves - 14-06-2026
yeh he already knows 100%