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jesus fucking christ - Altruist - 24-01-2026
Hearing at court tomorrow at 12:00
Double murder, my client, have to be there
Just got called by both the judge and the d. a.
Weekend fucking ruined
RE: jesus fucking christ - Altruist - 24-01-2026
RE: jesus fucking christ - Altruist - 24-01-2026
Why am i not a useless waste of oxygen like most of you here, ffs
RE: jesus fucking christ - Vlahovic13 - 24-01-2026
who did he kill
RE: jesus fucking christ - Dreckssau - 24-01-2026
Gonna go to Croatia and commit a crime, so my pet can represent me.
I say: "I need a lawyer, who is early 30's, 5'9, heavy in build, introverted and full of himself."
Can't be that hard to find.
RE: jesus fucking christ - Mr Looks - 24-01-2026
Chad lawyer drops all charges and be at home by lunch btw
RE: jesus fucking christ - Altruist - 24-01-2026
(24-01-2026, 12:15 AM)Vlahovic13 Wrote: who did he kill
How is that relevant
RE: jesus fucking christ - Altruist - 24-01-2026
(24-01-2026, 12:19 AM)Mr Looks Wrote: Chad lawyer drops all charges and be at home by lunch btw
Obviously, but spending the entire saturday chilling on your laptop and drinking obviously mogs this tryhard workcuck shit
RE: jesus fucking christ - Arrogans - 24-01-2026
(24-01-2026, 12:18 AM)Dreckssau Wrote: Gonna go to Croatia and commit a crime, so my pet can represent me.
I say: "I need a lawyer, who is early 30's, 5'9, heavy in build, introverted and full of himself."
Can't be that hard to find.
that's probably the most typical lawyer description ever though
RE: jesus fucking christ - Altruist - 24-01-2026
(24-01-2026, 12:21 AM)Arrogans Wrote: that's probably the most typical lawyer description ever though
Jfl
RE: jesus fucking christ - Altruist - 24-01-2026
Btw, i m gonna make 2k from that 30 min max hearing, so reconsider what you are doing with your lives, bitches
RE: jesus fucking christ - Dreckssau - 24-01-2026
(24-01-2026, 12:21 AM)Arrogans Wrote: that's probably the most typical lawyer description ever though
You get a bunch of lawyers together in a room, who fit the description. The one who won't show up is my pet. Therefore I pick him.
RE: jesus fucking christ - Mr Looks - 24-01-2026
(24-01-2026, 12:24 AM)RL_autist Wrote: Btw, i m gonna make 2k from that 30 min max hearing, so reconsider what you are doing with your lives, bitches
2k shekels??! Woah im proud of you bro
RE: jesus fucking christ - Altruist - 24-01-2026
(24-01-2026, 12:37 AM)Mr Looks Wrote: 2k shekels??! Woah im proud of you bro
Tnx
RE: jesus fucking christ - BoiBoi - 24-01-2026
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