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imagine if humans could democratically elect an omnipotent all powerful god - prince of shitskins - 16-11-2024

i would vote for my pet

my pet, please say something horrible about me so i can let go of this idea that you're a god among men


RE: imagine if humans could democratically elect an omnipotent all powerful god - n9wiff - 16-11-2024

Legit
Cringe
Fucking cringe
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X replies ITT
No X ITT
Shitty pun
God complex

Yes, this is my pet speaking  Wave


RE: imagine if humans could democratically elect an omnipotent all powerful god - Altruist - 16-11-2024

the first thing i'd do would be the step tax. everyone would have to have an electronic device measuring them attached to their ankle. tax rate would be individual, and i'd assemble a special council for that; "the sitting council"

second one: 10 years of prison for posting this pic anywhere:

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people referencing nietzsche, schopenhauer and orwell would be ostracized

i could go on forever