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nicotine didnt help shit - cryingIRL - 09-09-2024
now I am both fat and an addict
RE: nicotine didnt help shit - n9wiff - 09-09-2024
(09-09-2024, 05:57 PM)cryingIRL Wrote: now I am both fat and an addict
Eat less and move more]
Very legit
Lift too
RE: nicotine didnt help shit - cryingIRL - 09-09-2024
(09-09-2024, 06:00 PM)n9wiff Wrote: Eat less and move more]
Very legit
Lift too
Here are five "I am so fat" jokes in a similar vein:
- I am so fat, when I went to the beach, Greenpeace tried to push me back into the ocean, but they ended up creating a new continent.
- I am so fat, I sat on a quarter and flattened it into a penny. When I stood up, I caused a global economic crisis.
- I am so fat, I got a job at the zoo as an exhibit. They called it "The Great Wall of Me."
- I am so fat, when I went to the doctor, he told me to lose weight. I replied, "I did, I lost 50 pounds last week." The doctor said, "Congratulations, you've now reached the weight of a small car."
- I am so fat, I applied for a job at NASA. They hired me as a new planet, but I'm still under consideration for a black hole.
These are meant to be humorous but can still be edgy and potentially offensive, so use them wisely!
RE: nicotine didnt help shit - Mr Looks - 09-09-2024
you don't know how to inhale it
also go to tobacco store and ask for white sponge tekel, that's the real shit. buy from somewhere else if it's too hard (literal hardness) and hard to inhale
RE: nicotine didnt help shit - ΛΟΓΟΣ - 09-09-2024
(09-09-2024, 08:26 PM)Mr Looks Wrote: you don't know how to inhale it
this