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how to survive the Titanic sinking (foolproof) (infinite IQ) - Noonz - 13-02-2024

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scenario: you are teleported back in time to the Titanic, and the iceberg just struck 1 second ago. you're at the bow of the ship.

here's what you do to save everyone on the ship.

1. you get every life jacket on the ship, but hide a few for yourself for later,then take them to one of the four watertight compartments—ideally, the 4th. stuff every life jacket in there to displace water and add buoyancy.

2. lower mattresses by rope near where the hull is open so that they plug up the opening

3. Move everyone and evrything to the back of the ship to take weight off the bow and achieve equilibrium.

4. send a group of subhumans to drink up all the water they can,slowing the flooding of the ship

5. if all else fails, find a big door and your hidden life jackets, and fasten the life jackets to the bottom of the door. float out far away on the door so that no one tries to occupy your door. laugh your way to jew york