my forehead, nose and undereye area are all bruised as fuck

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RE: my forehead, nose and undereye area are all bruised as fuck - bluerose - 19-02-2026

(19-02-2026, 01:21 PM)RL_autist Wrote: I m way too high iq to get institutionalized in any way

mvp mogs u

RE: my forehead, nose and undereye area are all bruised as fuck - bluerose - 19-02-2026

(19-02-2026, 01:25 PM)towncel_could_be_lurking Wrote:

cute dog

RE: my forehead, nose and undereye area are all bruised as fuck - bluerose - 19-02-2026

(19-02-2026, 01:26 PM)towncel_could_be_lurking Wrote:

good boy

RE: my forehead, nose and undereye area are all bruised as fuck - B00X - 19-02-2026

(18-02-2026, 09:10 PM)RL_autist Wrote:

do lawyers discuss their winrate?

what type of lawyer are you

RE: my forehead, nose and undereye area are all bruised as fuck - B00X - 19-02-2026

(18-02-2026, 08:24 PM)Busty Doll Wrote:

@editsbynoire

mogs me

RE: my forehead, nose and undereye area are all bruised as fuck - Busty Doll - 19-02-2026

(19-02-2026, 02:16 PM)B00X Wrote: mogs me

I used the audio in my latest reel

For some reason I thought the singer was American (rocks) but he was actually saying Racks in cockney.

RE: my forehead, nose and undereye area are all bruised as fuck - Altruist - 19-02-2026

(19-02-2026, 02:15 PM)B00X Wrote: do lawyers discuss their winrate?

it doesn't make too much sense considering it's hard to determine what is a W and what an L in both litigation and criminal procedures, considering these are rarely 50:50

also, sometimes clients insist that you take the case despite you telling them their odds are very low, so some lawyers do it for money knowing it's a lost battle in advance

+ many other reasons i cant be bothered listing and explaining

if i ignore these "nuances", my score in litigations in 2025 was 63 - 4 (I° verdicts), but, for 30 - 35 of those Ws, all i had to do was to not have a stroke while writing briefs/elaborating on hearings - I won those before, by building enough rep for clients to come to me.

on the other side, out of those 4 Ls, 2 will very likely be overturned (clinically braindead 115 iq first instance judges + complex cases combo), 1 was the case i took just because i was curious if i can turn the nationally established judicial praxis on a certain issue around, but the judge was too high iq and said she can't rule in my favor for other reasons (lawyers usually discuss their cases before and after the process ends in private with judges they are on good terms with).

the remaining L was a 50-50 case where it wasn't really about lawyers, but about the judge's opinion on a question of facts (won't be overturned, but i might get in the head of supreme court judges with an extraordinary legal remedy (the success rate of these is 5% because it's about surgical precision in legal language and most lawyers are midwitted tryhards who only make money on basic, generic cases like divorces or ex officio criminal defense; mine, when i decide to submit those, is 84% so far)

Quote:what type of lawyer are you

the type of lawyer other lawyers hope to become. rӏ equivalent of those legal TV shows that make people want to become lawyers

mostly civil law (- super basic inheritance law), commercial law, company law. criminal law is boring as fuck.

RE: my forehead, nose and undereye area are all bruised as fuck - B00X - 20-02-2026

(19-02-2026, 07:37 PM)RL_autist Wrote: I won those before, by building enough rep for clients to come to me.

very impressive you seem important Smile

regular harvey spector here, how realistic is the show Huh

RE: my forehead, nose and undereye area are all bruised as fuck - Altruist - 20-02-2026

(20-02-2026, 03:29 PM)B00X Wrote: very impressive you seem important

regular harvey spector here, how realistic is the show

The dialogue is absolute comedy and i dont remember how plausible the legal parts were. I watched it when i was still a student + working part time

RE: my forehead, nose and undereye area are all bruised as fuck - B00X - 21-02-2026

(20-02-2026, 10:27 PM)RL_autist Wrote: The dialogue is absolute comedy and i dont remember how plausible the legal parts were. I watched it when i was still a student + working part time

add me to the list - you have inspired me to be a lawyer Help

RE: my forehead, nose and undereye area are all bruised as fuck - Altruist - 21-02-2026

200% increase in angel attention since i first showed up at work like that

obviously, only works if you are gl to begin with, otherwise you'll be perceived as an avoiding-worthy subhuman who can't deal with life

RE: my forehead, nose and undereye area are all bruised as fuck - B00X - 21-02-2026

(21-02-2026, 01:17 PM)RL_autist Wrote: 200% increase in angel attention since i first showed up at work like that

slay when

RE: my forehead, nose and undereye area are all bruised as fuck - Altruist - 21-02-2026

(21-02-2026, 02:32 PM)B00X Wrote: slay when

when sub 25% bf

RE: my forehead, nose and undereye area are all bruised as fuck - alien sex - 21-02-2026

(21-02-2026, 02:33 PM)RL_autist Wrote: when sub 25% bf

glp-1 you goober

RE: my forehead, nose and undereye area are all bruised as fuck - Iblameher - 21-02-2026

(21-02-2026, 02:41 PM)alien sex Wrote: glp-1 you goober

Eating your vegetables is easier