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i even drank the wrong, lazy and low iq way - Altruist - 22-06-2026
just fucking lol at stuffing yourself with 2 l of piss quality wine daily to get a buzz
meanwhile, vodka:
- barely more expensive (a non-factor for me, but i m saying this because i cant even tell myself i went for wine because i didnt want to waste money on nonsense, specially nonsense like alcohol)
- hits you like 3 minutes after chugging 0,1, which is huge because i used to have to pour wine into myself for hours for at least some of it to kick in
- smells less/easier to conceal
- not nearly as caloric
- probably makes you look less bloated
my "i cant believe i got this fat" threads would probably mean i got to 85 kg if i ve been drinking vodka or similar stuff in the last 3 years.
RE: i even drank the wrong, lazy and low iq way - Altruist - 22-06-2026
tldr: I'm even too fucking stupid to rot the right way
RE: i even drank the wrong, lazy and low iq way - Altruist - 22-06-2026
and of course i insulted ruud when he politely told me all this over a year ago
who the fuck am i at this point?
RE: i even drank the wrong, lazy and low iq way - alien sex - 22-06-2026
that ethnic bluerose didnt understand this when i told him
RE: i even drank the wrong, lazy and low iq way - Altruist - 22-06-2026
(22-06-2026, 07:37 PM)alien sex Wrote: that ethnic bluerose didnt understand this when i told him
just chugged my 7th of the day. it kicks in before you even manage to swallow it, lmao (i m factoring in that i ve had 6 already, obv). in comparison, my drinking routine these years consisted of me chugging 0,75 l of wine at once and feeling like i took a sip of mineral water
RE: i even drank the wrong, lazy and low iq way - alien sex - 22-06-2026
(22-06-2026, 07:40 PM)Altruist Wrote: just chugged my 7th of the day. it kicks in before you even manage to swallow it, lmao (i m factoring in that i ve had 6 already, obv). in comparison, my drinking routine these years consisted of me chugging 0,75 l of wine at once and feeling like i took a sip of mineral water
lol yep
whenever i drink vodka on an empty stomach is how I do it
RE: i even drank the wrong, lazy and low iq way - Busty Doll - 22-06-2026
No I think that was the very thing saving your Life
Namely vodka is considered "žestoko piće," I'm not sure how you say it in Anglais, whilst wine is just child's play.
RE: i even drank the wrong, lazy and low iq way - alice in hell - 22-06-2026
there is no high iq way for u to drink at this point
RE: i even drank the wrong, lazy and low iq way - Dreckssau - 22-06-2026
I like vodka, but I associate it with memories of throwing up in front of people from drinking to much pure. It has the taste of self destruction.
Quote:Brauch' paar Batzen, aber kotz' in die Bank
Denn ich hab' wieder zu viel Woddi getankt
RE: i even drank the wrong, lazy and low iq way - Altruist - 22-06-2026
(22-06-2026, 08:45 PM)Dreckssau Wrote: I like vodka, but I associate it with memories of throwing up in front of people from drinking to much pure. It has the taste of self destruction.
it's probably not for beginners, but for retards like me
the average normal fucking person is fine with drinking a glass of wine (in more sophisticated environments) or a beer with a friend
RE: i even drank the wrong, lazy and low iq way - Honest - 22-06-2026
i cant drink any amount of spirits anymore. they mess with my stomach lining and make me vomit.
youd probs have severe stomach gastritis if you had been drinking vodka instead of wine
RE: i even drank the wrong, lazy and low iq way - Altruist - 22-06-2026
(22-06-2026, 09:09 PM)Honest Wrote: i cant drink any amount of spirits anymore. they mess with my stomach lining and make me vomit
not that you are missing out on anything
RE: i even drank the wrong, lazy and low iq way - alice in hell - 22-06-2026
do u never get drug tests at work?
i guess no one gaf coz u show up drunk lol
RE: i even drank the wrong, lazy and low iq way - Altruist - 22-06-2026
(22-06-2026, 09:14 PM)alice in hell Wrote: do u never get drug tests at work?
i guess no one gaf coz u show up drunk lol
Nah. there is a provision saying being under influence at work is a major misconduct, but it also says you can only get tested if there is reasonable doubt you are in that condition
In practice it's either
1. People noticing and you getting fired for geberic reasons because you just suck
2. People noticing and you earning the rep of an alc, but staying intact unless you really go overboard with it
RE: i even drank the wrong, lazy and low iq way - alice in hell - 22-06-2026
(22-06-2026, 09:25 PM)Altruist Wrote: Nah. there is a provision saying being under influence at work is a major misconduct, but it also says you can only get tested if there is reasonable doubt you are in that condition
In practice it's either
1. People noticing and you getting fired for geberic reasons because you just suck
2. People noticing and you earning the rep of an alc, but staying intact unless you really go overboard with it
email her
u can clearly write well otherwise its back to the hellscape tmrw