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Could we all survive a zombie apocalypse? - n9wiff - 06-03-2025
Just food for thought
I think we could make it a good few months
Initially we'll have some hurdles, amd we have to babysit a few overweight and alcoholic members because eventually their stash will run out and they will have withdrawal issues.
We need guys to go out and scout for food too. @M1NT and I could be on nightguard duty as we are completely fine with inverse sleep schedules. I am not physically capable for anything else
Gymcels like bebe and kath could be our aces assuming kath's knee will heal
Eventually guys like r'l, tyger and cryingIRL would by through brute force cure their obesity and respective addictions and become really valuable assets
Achathin is resident warrior due to his martial arts training
R'l would mediate interactions with any other group of survivors or newly formed factions. He would sort of be the de facto head of relations.
RE: Could we all survive a zombie apocalypse? - maxell - 06-03-2025
You need a pump shotgun, first aid sprays, a mixture of herbs and a gun with lots of ammo.
RE: Could we all survive a zombie apocalypse? - n9wiff - 06-03-2025
(06-03-2025, 03:39 PM)maxell Wrote: You need a pump shotgun, first aid sprays, a mixture of herbs and a gun with lots of ammo.
Resident evil type shit 👀
RE: Could we all survive a zombie apocalypse? - maxell - 06-03-2025
(06-03-2025, 03:54 PM)n9wiff Wrote: Resident evil type shit 👀It works there.
RE: Could we all survive a zombie apocalypse? - Altruist - 06-03-2025
(06-03-2025, 01:46 PM)n9wiff Wrote: Just food for thought
I think we could make it a good few months
Initially we'll have some hurdles, amd we have to babysit a few overweight and alcoholic members because eventually their stash will run out and they will have withdrawal issues.
We need guys to go out and scout for food too. @M1NT and I could be on nightguard duty as we are completely fine with inverse sleep schedules. I am not physically capable for anything else
Gymcels like bebe and kath could be our aces assuming kath's knee will heal
Eventually guys like r'l, tyger and cryingIRL would by through brute force cure their obesity and respective addictions and become really valuable assets
Achathin is resident warrior due to his martial arts training
R'l would mediate interactions with any other group of survivors or newly formed factions. He would sort of be the de facto head of relations.
this would get us all raped, tortured and killed within a week, lmao
RE: Could we all survive a zombie apocalypse? - n9wiff - 06-03-2025
(06-03-2025, 07:04 PM)Altruist Wrote: this would get us all raped, tortured and killed within a week, lmao
Yeah, on second thought we best leave this position to slop
RE: Could we all survive a zombie apocalypse? - slop slinger - 06-03-2025
I think my pet's ability to survive a zombie apocalypse will depend on how quickly he is able to mentally recover from the realization that his forum legacy pales in comparison to mine.
RE: Could we all survive a zombie apocalypse? - n9wiff - 06-03-2025
(06-03-2025, 08:36 PM)slop slinger Wrote: I think my pet's ability to survive a zombie apocalypse will depend on how quickly he is able to mentally recover from the realization that his forum legacy pales in comparison to mine.
Will be hard considering he'd have to first live with you mogging him to the max 24/7 IRL
It eats away at the brain, very non-condusive the the mental state of any individual
Mog or be mogged
RE: Could we all survive a zombie apocalypse? - Altruist - 06-03-2025
(06-03-2025, 08:36 PM)slop slinger Wrote: I think my pet's ability to survive a zombie apocalypse will depend on how quickly he is able to mentally recover from the realization that his forum legacy pales in comparison to mine.
no idea why are you insisting on this schtick. it's so implausible that it's not even worth entertaining
RE: Could we all survive a zombie apocalypse? - slop slinger - 06-03-2025
Let's all remind ourselves that in 2024 the runner-up to oxford dictionary word of the year was not "comfortably_dumb," nor was it "ridiculously_likeable" or, uhm,"legit theory," but, well, slop.
Let that sink in.
RE: Could we all survive a zombie apocalypse? - freddie - 06-03-2025
You faggots would ditch me in the first 12 hours
RE: Could we all survive a zombie apocalypse? - n9wiff - 06-03-2025
(06-03-2025, 10:16 PM)freddie Wrote: You faggots would ditch me in the first 12 hours
We all adore you
RE: Could we all survive a zombie apocalypse? - Pi33baby - 07-03-2025
I could. I imagine I wouldn’t be running with you all in the apocalypse though. Zombie apocalypse is kind of my ideal world, like it’s the thing I fantasize about when going to sleep. I have multiple plans laid out for different scenarios and with different people. I’ve even thought about how quickly inbreeding and incest would occur if I were surviving with my ideal group.
You guys would probably benefit from having me around, but no way would this unstable group of retards and egomaniacs make it past say, a month. And no way would I put myself in the middle of that
RE: Could we all survive a zombie apocalypse? - Mr Looks - 19-08-2025
Mvp
Me
RE: Could we all survive a zombie apocalypse? - n9wiff - 19-08-2025
(07-03-2025, 04:45 AM)Pi33baby Wrote: I could. I imagine I wouldn’t be running with you all in the apocalypse though. Zombie apocalypse is kind of my ideal world, like it’s the thing I fantasize about when going to sleep. I have multiple plans laid out for different scenarios and with different people. I’ve even thought about how quickly inbreeding and incest would occur if I were surviving with my ideal group.
You guys would probably benefit from having me around, but no way would this unstable group of retards and egomaniacs make it past say, a month. And no way would I put myself in the middle of that
We are strong together
Definitely more than a month
The average bookism user has enough "bulk" to last a few years