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Should I put Mensa on my resume? - Altruist - 28-07-2024

I’m a PhD student and I’ve been in Mensa since my parents got me a membership in like 3rd grade. I never put it on my resume before but I’d like to hear (especially from other academics) if putting it on my cv will help me at all in academia? Or will it only hurt me?


RE: Should I put Mensa on my resume? - fuckedposthistory - 28-07-2024

yes bro


RE: Should I put Mensa on my resume? - prince of shitskins - 28-07-2024

no, put that you can beat anyone in a drinking competition instead -- it shows that you're a shameless alcoholic, which is what interviewers are looking for


RE: Should I put Mensa on my resume? - Altruist - 28-07-2024

(28-07-2024, 12:23 PM)self_actualization Wrote: no, put that you can beat anyone in a drinking competition instead -- it shows that you're a shameless alcoholic, which is what interviewers are looking for

but my parents got me a membership in, like, 3rd grade. that's pretty damn impressive


RE: Should I put Mensa on my resume? - Altruist - 28-07-2024

> being high iq
> having to create a "cv" and send it to a bunch of employers like a little cuck

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"let me become your slave, Sir! I have what it takes! I'm not like other slaves!"

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RE: Should I put Mensa on my resume? - prince of shitskins - 28-07-2024

(28-07-2024, 12:23 PM)Altruist Wrote: but my parents got me a membership in, like, 3rd grade. that's pretty damn impressive

i was in the dolphin spelling group (best in my class of 30ish kids) when i was 6 years old, but i don't go around bragging about it

just stay humble and casually mention it during the actual interview, but i wouldn't make a point out of it


RE: Should I put Mensa on my resume? - Altruist - 28-07-2024

(28-07-2024, 12:27 PM)self_actualization Wrote: i was in the dolphin spelling group (best in my class of 30ish kids) when i was 6 years old, but i don't go around bragging about it

just stay humble and casually mention it during the actual interview, but i wouldn't make a point out of it

Autism


RE: Should I put Mensa on my resume? - prince of shitskins - 28-07-2024

(28-07-2024, 12:26 PM)Altruist Wrote: > being high iq
> having to create a "cv" and send it to a bunch of employers like a little cuck

[Image: giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952gztpmmwyml57pr80gy...y.gif&ct=g]

"let me become your slave, Sir! I have what it takes! I'm not like other slaves!"

[Image: giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952gztpmmwyml57pr80gy...y.gif&ct=g]

recruiters are some of the most self important, dunning kruger retards on the planet

"why do you want this job?"

because i need money, you actual retard

fuck the entire hiring process


RE: Should I put Mensa on my resume? - MVP - 28-07-2024

not if u wanna work as a policeman

(they only take low iq ppl)


RE: Should I put Mensa on my resume? - prince of shitskins - 28-07-2024

(28-07-2024, 12:28 PM)Altruist Wrote: Autism

no need to rub it in


RE: Should I put Mensa on my resume? - prince of shitskins - 28-07-2024

(28-07-2024, 12:30 PM)MVP Wrote: not if u wanna work as a policeman

(they only take low iq ppl)

no they don't. they just don't want to work with autists

detectives are mostly high IQ


RE: Should I put Mensa on my resume? - Altruist - 28-07-2024

Quote:I'm not like other slaves!

Biden


RE: Should I put Mensa on my resume? - i wanna be a bimbo doll - 28-07-2024

its impressive if you got a high score on the adult test in 3rd grade but too hard to clarify you're not talking about the age-adjusted version


RE: Should I put Mensa on my resume? - Altruist - 28-07-2024

(28-07-2024, 05:59 PM)i wanna be a bimbo doll Wrote: its impressive if you got a high score on the adult test in 3rd grade but too hard to clarify you're not talking about the age-adjusted version

the op is copied from reddit


RE: Should I put Mensa on my resume? - applefeed - 28-07-2024

posting "Mensa member" on your LinkedIn  Giggle